The anti vaxxer movement was a plot by the far left to parry the woo-woo hippie-all-natural mindset from the deadheads over to the ultrafascists.  It was brilliant, really.  Children buried at record paces, each with a little red hat atop their tiny coffins.

Shame about poor ‘ol Timmy.  Born with the ‘tysm and then died of them mumps, t’anyway. 

Now ya’ll stand up. hats off. hand over heart for the intro to Da Dukes!

Harold, break out the telecaster and someone wake up Waylon.